"Welcome to the crittery! My name SingularlyHelium. I know, weird  sounding right? It was a name chosen by the deities somehow or another & it sort of stuck. Please feel free to call me Heli though!

I am a Peryton, a mythological deer which guards this virtual keep. I'll have you know I don't let just anyone waltz in here... but something tells me your intentions are purely out of curiosity. I shall let you visit this time, but I beg of you: be respectful & mind the others. Don't make me regret my decision."